The 7 Warp Dwarves are monsters that live on Excalibur. Their names are Slimy, Snaky, Smoky, Bony, Toothy, Stingy, and Tiny.
The 7 Warp Dwarves lived in a house behind a green door, which Malkil tricked Simon Belmont into entering. They tied Simon up and planned to eat him, but Kevin Keene and Duke arrived just in time to save him. The dwarves were skilled gunfighters, but Kevin managed to defeat them and obtained many coins and gems, which he and Simon used to bribe their way into Castle IronSpire.